ME and MY BOSS !!

                ME and MY BOSS !!

When I Take a long time to finish,
I Am Slow, (and stupid and unconcerned and lazy and slow and stupid and incompetent and....)

When my boss takes a long time,

He Is Thorough (and he has an eye for detail and he plans and hes not an hr guy but a business guy and basically hes god...and you are stupid)

When I don't do it,
I Am Lazy, (refer to point 1 regarding what else you are...)

When my boss does not do it,

He Is Busy, (because the ministry wants him, dg wants him, other departments want him and he has a zillion other projects to do and revenue to earn)

When I do something without being
told,

I Am Trying To Be Smart, (over smart...jumping protocol...disobeying orders...forgetting the pecking order etc etc etc)

When my boss does the same,

He Takes The Initiative, (taking initiative in a time when he is being pulled into so many internal...external...nocturnal...fuckturnal...)

When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,(you arent capable of polishing any apple or orange...incase you are under this illusion that you can please refer to points 1,2,3...regarding you)

When my boss pleases his boss,

He is cooperating, (even if hes standing outside the loo waiting to dig his tongue into his boss's butt crack...thats a form of cooperation too you know...no wait how would you know...you are stupid!)

When I make a mistake,

I Am An Idiot. (and stupid and lazy and...uff tumari taareef kya karu main ab please refer to points 1,2,3...and others to know more)

When my boss makes a mistake,

He's Only Human. (humans come in many forms these day...they look like buffaloes...dogs...pigs...and basically any other imaginable animal who's face looks worse than a hairy mans ass but how would you know...you are stupid)

When I am out of the office,

I Am Wondering Around. (and taking hour long lunch breaks in khan market...kitna khayegi...phatt jayegi ek din kha kha ke)

When my boss is out of the office,

He's On Business. (meeting with ministers...the pm...the president...the king of spain...and every other imaginable dignitary)

When I am on a day off sick,

I Am Always Sick. (and stupid and lazy and etc etc - just keep refering to the points mentioned earlier...but your boss is damn concerned hey...so concerned he'll come over  with chicken soup and a get well soon card)

When my boss is a day off sick,

He Must Be Very Ill. (with a broken back and insomnia and mental disorder and stomach disorder and every other disorder ever known to man kind...because he works so hard...his brain slipped down to his back and then he broke it)

When I apply for leave,

I Must Be Going For An Interview. (or just being lazy...and incompetent...and ...blah just keep refering to the first few points ok)

When my boss applies for leave,

It's Because He's Overworked (and very ill...go back to the point where hes very ill)

When I do good,

My Boss Never Remembers, (all the while claiming that he was born with mega memory and he still remembers what pornographic image was etched on his desk when he was in kg class)

When I do wrong,

He Never Forgets (never forgets to bring it up to spice up his already useless conversations to make em sound funny whilst actually making himself sound rather stupid)

Such is life :)

These are some useful tricks

These are some useful tricks

Stay Curious Stay Keen

                                      

Curiosity is when you start to feel itchy about things that you may have known for several days, months or may be years but suddenly you have this weird question that pops in your mind, what is it that makes this thing work like this, what is it that makes it react like this, why does it look the way it is, and many other weird thought like these pop in your mind and that’s when you start your search, a search for answers that everybody wants to know but only a few want to get there hand dirty and put in all their efforts to get those answers.

And the interesting part is that once we start looking for answers and starts putting all their efforts, the thickness of the layers of curiosity keeps shedding of and reveals all that we had never known about.

And this is the major reason why today we know about thing which we had never known about earlier, like starting from the fact that everybody always thought that the earth is flat but then came a curious person who wanted to know if that the truth or not and to everyone’s shock what they believed was the fact was just a myth, whereas actually the fact was that the earth was a round in shape. A scientist’s got us a confirmation that tree’s and plant’s are living things and they also live, breathe and eat like human beings.

What is this thing about is there in everybody is it something natural or is it like a psychological disorder whereby a person feels the urge to know more and more, more and more and is not satisfied with what is already known.

And the reason I say so, is because I have personally observed it on a personal and a generic level as well. And what is interesting is that how intense it gets when it gets onto someone. Sometime its for good reasons and sometimes it is for bad reasons, a very good examples can be quoted to explain this.

 A person, who has a habit of peeping into everybody else’s lives, constantly makes all the efforts to satisfy this urge of his. What is this urge is it a feeling, yes it is it’s a feeling of curiosity. This kind of insecurity is not generally good.

And then there is curiosity to know more wherein people get into the details of each and everything and find out everything about anything.

All in all what I believe is that what matters is people make the best out of this feeling of curiosity for good purposes, like people like Einstein, Mr B.R Ambedkar did and many others did and because of this feeling of theirs today world is like the way it is today. Civilizations have grown, prospered and developed because of this feeling.

If I were to quote it I would say it’s basically a fuel that drives a civilization towards growth and success.